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shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

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tacofurious:

a-bit-of-candlewax-left:

You don’t understand how hard I fucking laughed CHOCOLATE MILK SQUIRTED OUT MY NOSE

GAVIN

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tastefullyoffensive:

[threepanelsoul]

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puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

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unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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wonnderr-lusttt:

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undftdaniel:

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jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

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dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

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datmavinblogger:

That’s fucking adorable

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sloth-grunge:

“why do humor bloggers even care if people from school find their blog, it’s not like you have anything to hide”

image

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heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

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youaremypath:

have an upside down ray picking up the phone cuz Gavin dropped it. typical gavin. (x)

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m3mphis-may-fire:

Do you ever wonder how someone can even like you? 

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itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

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