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cnnbreaking:

white people: this mint gum is spicy

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posted 3 days ago with 117,860 notes  911official)

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

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oliveoilorangejuice:

have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think

oh

oh no

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combatskirt:

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hannahbelle-lecter:

whisperingsweetsins:

whenblackwasinvogue:

shego:

she put up a video of her telling miyah that she thinks she’s very pretty without the wig too and that playing dress up if fun but to promise to stay in school

Love this!

Stories you won’t see in the media

#nicki is so protective of young girls#this needs to be underlined more#also she gives them edited versions of her albums#magical girls protect other girls#bless nicki

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humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

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foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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kvotheunkvothe:

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musicalbeing:

prettylittlerunner:

curvecreation:

Just a reminder to women that cellulite isn’t this evil thing that only ‘fat’ people have. Most women, including well known celebrities have cellulite. The term cellulite was started in the 1960’s in a Vogue magazine. Its nothing more than the body storing fat, which practically every person has to some degree. Don’t be ashamed of something that’s normal!

Thank you for this post.

It was recently found that 98% of women have cellulite…which is a little higher than the percentage of women who develop breasts. 

Cellulite is more common than breasts—so stop acting like it’s not natural.

98% of women have cellulite because of the shape of our fat cells. The shape of our fat cells is different than men’s, which is why they don’t get cellulite and we do.

Our powerful legs need to store fat for energy release when we’re kicking the patriarchy in the fucking face.

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posted 3 days ago with 170,934 notes  curvecreation)

fizzink:

Pokemon!

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nicolegendary:

Jack: Millie, who’s your favorite achievement hunter other than Geoff? …Don’t say Gavin.

Millie: It’s Gavin.

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